When Do I Get It?

Toddler-eese, that is? B at daycare says that K can say truck, bird and almost thank you. Wanna know what I hear? dduuuh-AT sssssss uck grrr bbbbbllll (think blowing a raspberry with LOTS of slobber) akk ooo-U I've no idea if he really is saying stuff (in which case am I bad mom because I can't understand a single thing he's saying?) or is it a big fake-out and the jokes on me? Yeah, I wish I could say I wasn't feeling a bit jealous of all the talking toddlers out there. Oh, and if you're keeping track... . . . . . . . . . . . Day 6! Part-timer called off again today. She better look like hell if she ever comes back to work after being "sick". If she doesn't...well, she will when I get done with her. . . . . . . . Ok, I can't do anything physically to her BUT(!!!) I can give a mean stink-eye!